Wanna see me swallow my tooth? Swallow anything...? See me LIVE next week!

I'm not hungry anymore...

So do you think he was "waterboarded"...?

The Mets have killed more kids than SIDS!

If you have no shoulder blades–Baby Jessica, well diving and plumbing are hiring!

Make me rich Picasso!

At this point just make me the CEO of McDonald's

If heaven's better why don't we just die now?

Big and ineffective–I know that too well...

We had Royalty in the crowd tonight!!

Putting on a show for the neighbors!

Who do y'all think did it?

I now prescribe you Ebola!

Comment if you think kids should be banned from planes

You're under arrest for a hug

Is it really that serious?

I guess she really wanted that Ben & Jerry's...