Since then, TBR subscribers have flooded us with entries to our Hegseth Haiku Contest. Now it’s up to you, dear reader, to ...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Following the abrupt departure of White House press secretary Katie Zacharia, Donald J.

There’s a race the Democrats must win to take control of the Senate—but the mainstream media aren’t talking about it. In this ...

When Kimberly and I were together, I worried that we didn’t have enough in common,” Trump said. “Now I realize I was very ...

In January 2025, Ann Telnaes, the Pulitzer-winning cartoonist for the Washington Post, announced that she was quitting the paper where she’d worked since 2008. She did so after her editor killed her ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Fearing a humiliating midterm defeat in Texas, on Monday a desperate Donald J. Trump attempted to return the state to Mexico. Amid news that Texas would no longer be a ...

TBR EXCLUSIVE—You may think you know Pete Hegseth, the former “Fox & Friends” weekend host determined to rid the military of weirdos and beardos. But there’s another Pete—a sensitive, vulnerable ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a series of furious Truth Social posts early Thursday morning, Donald J. Trump blasted the Norwegian Nobel Committee for awarding the 2026 Peace Prize to the Puerto ...

Last week, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made headlines by offering this vision of the military: “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.” Inspired by this wisdom, ...