We don’t gotta talk about what happened last time. Last time was a million years ago. Instead! The Kraken will be facing the Red Wings; a team that has largely figured out a way to pull themselves ...

So the proper way to kill a living squid is to just do a karate chop between the eyes; as that severs pretty much the entire nervous system. Florida however, has a kitchenaid blender and a can of ...

Another tough challenge, this time a much less composed version of the world-beater Panthers without their all-star Center Sasha Barkov. While they are still quite a dangerous team, it’s clear ...

Honestly? I’m not even mad. That game was fun. I mean, yeah! Absolutely! The Kraken are still stuck in Florida, as they have a game against the Panthers in Sunrise to conclude the road trip at 3pm PT.

The season has begun, and already plenty of teams are looking around both at themselves and their fellow conference-mates with the indescribable feeling of “what are you, really?” With ...

Alright. The time for fun and games is over. Time for another real tough test. The Tampa Bay Lightning are an awful lot like the Tampa Bay Rays in that they somehow manage to find guys who turn ...