So the proper way to kill a living squid is to just do a karate chop between the eyes; as that severs pretty much the entire nervous system. Florida however, has a kitchenaid blender and a can of ...

Another tough challenge, this time a much less composed version of the world-beater Panthers without their all-star Center Sasha Barkov. While they are still quite a dangerous team, it’s clear ...

Honestly? I’m not even mad. That game was fun. I mean, yeah! Absolutely! The Kraken are still stuck in Florida, as they have a game against the Panthers in Sunrise to conclude the road trip at 3pm PT.

Today’s opponent…is ass. I wish I could dress it up better, but Rick Tocchet’s 2026-27 Philadelphia Flyers are hot, sweaty, swampy ass the likes of which almost has to be seen to be believed.

Jacob Melanson left the Kraken’s October 1st game against Calgary due to an upper body injury, and we did not have a clear idea of what took him out…and today, the Kraken revealed that ...

Did you see how empty that building was by the end of the game? Oh my god it looked/sounded like the inside of a tomb in there for stretches. A tomb with an ice rink. And players.

Thanks, Logan! The Kraken’s eastern conference roadie continues with a Tuesday night tilt against Flames East; the Philadelphia Flyers. That game will be at 4pm PT. We’ll see you there!

The season has begun, and already plenty of teams are looking around both at themselves and their fellow conference-mates with the indescribable feeling of “what are you, really?” With ...

Alright. The time for fun and games is over. Time for another real tough test. The Tampa Bay Lightning are an awful lot like the Tampa Bay Rays in that they somehow manage to find guys who turn ...

To riff off of Saturday Night Live character Stefon, this game had everything. First NHL goals, penalty shots, a forward and a goalie pushing and shoving each other, overtime, and a shootout.

After four-five games, the kid gloves come off. A team from Seattle faces another coastal elite team that has an aging star or two boosted by the kind of embarrassment of riches of a supporting ...

Victor Oloffson scored two goals in a 6-2 game that reflected poorer play than what the Kraken gave. The hockey gods can be cruel and fickle, and after blessing the Kraken against the Flames ...