Tom Chapman is a Manchester-based writer with square eyes and a love of a good pun. Raised on a diet of Jurassic Park and Jumanji, this '90s boy had VHS movies flowing in his blood from a young age.

I’ve always felt that the third film is the kind of movie that works fine as quick entertainment, but that’s all it is. And exactly because of that, it leaves the sense that something’s missing. Come ...