I had a Frito Bandito eraser. I can still hear that leering, gravely voice. And the song–oh, I remember the song. At least I remember the second version. Frito-Lay introduced the animated Mexican ...

I hear that the face of Juan Valdez -- and CO-luum-be-an coffee -- is calling it quits and the search is out for his replacement. This reminds me of the day I found out I won the runner-up prize in ...